My Last Meal on Death Row

I'm on death row.  I'm going to assume I murdered someone and then mysteriously blacked out but the evidence must all be there.  Either way, I'm about to go out with a bang! Here's my last meal on death row:

First things first: 

Appetizers

Auntie Anne's Original Pretzel Nuggets (with butter DUH!) ...............390 

 

Wash it down with a cold 32 oz Wild Cherry Icee.................................290

Now to the entree:

Chipotle Burrito Bowl 

(Brown rice, black beans, steak, mild, sour cream, cheese, lettuce)..........................750 

Served with an ice cold 16 oz. Sprite...................................................192

Side item:

Chips & Guac.........................................................................740 (whoa Sally, just realized that)

And Finally Dessert:

Chick-fil-a Cookies and Cream Milkshake....make it a large..............690

Plus  Girl Scout Cookies!

Samoas............................................the whole box..............................2,100 (OUCH)

(can't believe I ate the whole box! Can't believe I killed someone too, maybe?)

And to top it off

One glass bottled Coca-Cola.................................................................95

TOTAL..................................................................................................5,247

So flip the switch boys! These calories don't count!